With King’s Christmas just around the corner, we thought we’d load you up with personal crap and give you an insight into how each member of the band spends their Christmas! One thing’s for sure, they aren’t your average Christmases… There’s no angels, no ‘nice’ list, and definitely no wise men!
Angus’ Christmas
My best memory of Christmas is…
I remember sneaking over to my sisters’ beds by army crawling along the carpet in the early morning, and checking out what they got in their pillow cases from Santa. I don’t think I stole anything but I probably ate some extra chocolates… Which wouldn’t have fit back in their Santa sacks anyway!
Christmas in my household includes…
Eating loads of food and swimming in the dam all day. Then eating more food and having a nap. Kinda like our tour actually!
I’m spending my holidays…
Well I know I need to rest after a big year of touring and partying and I’m pretty sure we are all in the same boat. I’m hoping to find a quiet beach somewhere, eat healthy food and have loads of sex.
This year, I’m asking Santa for…
I’m asking for a threesome. I’ve been asking since I was 14 and the fat bastard has ignored me but this could be my year. I’ve been pretty good.
I learnt the truth about Santa when…
Is Santa gay? I don’t care, he brings me dece presents.
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